Traits the typical Singaporean teenager would possess:

  • complains far too much on the education system in singapore – “argh STREEEESS!”
  • complains quite abit on the government – “WHAT?! GST’s increasing again!?”
  • always complains of being tired – “omg im so damn tired from all that work! what are these lecturers trying to do drowning us with that pile of projects man?! kill us arh?!”
  • basically, complains about anything and everything under the sun (oh wait. they complain about the weather too. okay everything over the sun.)
  • uses self to compare with others, in a way, ’showing off’ – “eh what time you slept last night? oh 3 arh? i didnt sleep at all you know?”
  • always thinking the whole world owes them something
  • always thinking their lives are the most depressing and that their troubles are the most difficult of the lot
  • always thinking everyone else around them doesnt care
  • always giving excuses to cover up for a mistake or simply just always giving excuses
  • reusing words like ‘complain’ and ‘always’ over and over again
  • always thinking their broke
  • always in a state of denial – “-brain talk-left brain: if you’re fat, you’re just fat man.. right brain: nah.. thats just your eyes playing tricks on you! the weighing machine’s wonky!”
  • have a tendency to point fingers at others when something goes wrong
  • Symptoms that are emerging in exhibit A of this malignant disease:

    CHECK to all except that the degree to it isnt severe.

    doctor’s evaluation?

    in a state of denial. exhibit A is in serious life-threatening danger. (did i also mention that the typical singaporean teenager also likes to exaggerate?)

    okay, maybe i aint that bad.
    or maybe i am.
    hmm..