Traits the typical Singaporean teenager would possess:
complains far too much on the education system in singapore – “argh STREEEESS!”
complains quite abit on the government – “WHAT?! GST’s increasing again!?”
always complains of being tired – “omg im so damn tired from all that work! what are these lecturers trying to do drowning us with that pile of projects man?! kill us arh?!”
basically, complains about anything and everything under the sun (oh wait. they complain about the weather too. okay everything over the sun.)
uses self to compare with others, in a way, ’showing off’ – “eh what time you slept last night? oh 3 arh? i didnt sleep at all you know?”
always thinking the whole world owes them something
always thinking their lives are the most depressing and that their troubles are the most difficult of the lot
always thinking everyone else around them doesnt care
always giving excuses to cover up for a mistake or simply just always giving excuses
reusing words like ‘complain’ and ‘always’ over and over again
always thinking their broke
always in a state of denial – “-brain talk-left brain: if you’re fat, you’re just fat man.. right brain: nah.. thats just your eyes playing tricks on you! the weighing machine’s wonky!”
have a tendency to point fingers at others when something goes wrong
Symptoms that are emerging in exhibit A of this malignant disease:
CHECK to all except that the degree to it isnt severe.
doctor’s evaluation?
in a state of denial. exhibit A is in serious life-threatening danger. (did i also mention that the typical singaporean teenager also likes to exaggerate?)
okay, maybe i aint that bad.
or maybe i am.
hmm..
