1. Practically squirming in their seats, the boys suddenly begin to turn into worms donning lingerie.
2. Just as the sun begins to awake from its slumber in New Guinea, night falls.
3. The father of the deceased prances around with joy in his birthday suit as the funeral procession commences.
4. The obese men coil themselves up in wool coats as the heater breaks down on a scorching summer day.
5. The citizens of Antarctica start to break out in sweat as the warm winter breeze blows by.
6. The children start to go on a killing spree, shooting all the chimpanzees at the zoo who try to stop their delightful act.
7. The adults start to throw a tantrum and whine away as the five-year-old children growl nastily , refusing to buy them candy.
8. Sean the slender stripper begins his attempt in seducing the fishes swimming in the fish bowl.
9. The men don their bikinis and the women their trunks as they commence work at the harbour.
10. The students enter the classroom only to see mister Ryan gyrating to a slow sappy love song.
11. The skies morph into an opaque lime green as the clouds strike twelve to mark the 32nd day of December.
12. Wearing nothing but his piercings and tattoos, Lionel walks into the car showroom.
here’s the link to what i wrote for ben’s openers (look for it under the comments section):
http://sirbenyoon.wordpress.com/openers/
Its good! Your Openers is filled with many irony’s. Good job. Its a little demented though. Haha
“The men don their bikinis and the women their trunks as they commence work at the harbour. The season of giving approaches. Christmas! Embracing the winter’s cold, they commence work as if it were a normal day. Nothing was going to bring them down on such a joyous occasion. Not even the evil, wicked, blood-sucking demon they call “The Boss”.
However, time passes and the winters chill becoming stronger and stronger by the minute, one by one start to feel the intensity. Hands starting to get numb, bare feet freezing on cold hard metal bars. Something is wrong; winter has never been this cold before. Temperatures were reaching a record low. Pipes, chilled so badly that it froze the only water supply that accessed in to town. With such drastic predicaments, the crew decides to run for shelter, for warmth and safety. No one was safe. Everything seemed so bad, even winter was suffering.
As the dawn of the second ice age approaching, it creates havoc in every part of town. People, running aimlessly for their life, children’s tears freezing up in an instant. Some tries their luck to leave the town but all planes and buses seized to a halt due to the barely visible weather conditions. A tsunami wave of snow starts to crash into town, trapping everyone in sight. “
So much nakedness. My goodness!!
And I’m telling Sean about number 8!
Nice work, especially capturing elements of absurdity and humour in the sentences.